BINGO

I had my first pregnancy visit today and now I have another completely true and really embarrassing moment to share with all my girlfriends.  So this doctor was new to me because I had to switch for this pregnancy (my insurance does not cover the midwives!) I have loved going to midwives.  Anyway, it turns out I was due for a pap smear.  I kind of knew this was coming so I had put on not just clean but brand new and freshly washed unders.  Oh wait, backing up, yesterday my kids played bingo, and today I did laundry, you need to know that it is part of the story.  Somehow one of the card board bingo chips ended up in the laundry and stuck to some part of my neither regions.  I don't even know where it was I am still baffled.  It somehow fell off (some part of me!!!) during the exam.  I didn't even know what had happened until it was all over and I saw the card board chip on the floor where the doctor had been sitting.  I could have died.  When the doctor walked back in to talk I wanted to ask what part of me it was stuck to, but I couldn't even speak.  The good part is that this is when I decided I liked my doctor.  He acted like he didn't even notice, or know what I was talking about (yeah, you guys play a little disney bingo around the office sometimes?)  Thank goodness though.  Now I know I can deliver a baby with that guy.  How many more embarrassing things could happen on a delivery table?  Really?  Ha ha I know (lots more) this is baby #4.